I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Randomize
