I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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