Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
do nipples grow back?
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