no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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