I feel great
I just peed on a car
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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