I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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