If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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