I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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