the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
its not stalking. its research.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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