We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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