It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
FUCK WHALES
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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