Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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