You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I think a kid would responsible me up
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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