he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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