I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Porn is love you can see.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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