And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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