Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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