Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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