Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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