I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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