marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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