Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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