Pappa wants mamma naked
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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