sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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