My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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