i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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