I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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