great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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