yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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