when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
People with herpes should wear stickers.
so let's talk penis.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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