More tranny stories later!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I just gift wrapped bread.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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