I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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