yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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