She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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