I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I feel like death gave me a hand job
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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