Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Come see our sink grown plant.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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