I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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