direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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