im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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