her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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