i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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