I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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