I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Still dying that you shit outside
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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