so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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