i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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