How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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