i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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