New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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