we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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