it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm like, not good at living.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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